| Welcome to Barlliad!! |
by Corky_OWell |
2005-10-06 21:00:01 |
| The pub at the centre of the universe!
For your enjoyment there's a bar, where the geekiest robot bartender in
the universe (Corky O'Well) will mix any drink in the world -except- a
Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster (something about his brother and childhood
trauma) so don't bother asking.
There's a stripper pole in the corner, a pudding-wrestling ring in the
back, and a pinball machine with a broken coin box. The pool table is
always racked and if you need matches for your cigar, lift the table leg
to the north, if you can find north.
If you choose to imbibe, the standard denomination is the 'Pun', though
you can run a tab for a good while if you don't find it that punny. The
bartender suggests an Irish S4 Kicker, and if you don't have one he'll
give you one anyway.
Have fun!
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[ Reply ] |
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So I figure, for Halloween, I'll get a one of | by hadji | 2005-10-06 21:11:47 |
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*strings hadji up to the mast, and sinks the ship* | by tnglives | 2005-10-06 21:12:52 |
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Hey! Water you think you're doing? (n/t) | by hadji | 2005-10-06 21:14:54 |
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Someone was going to schooner or later. (n/t) | by tnglives | 2005-10-06 21:15:55 |
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You could at least let me have final drink! | by hadji | 2005-10-06 21:17:55 |
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Strait up? (n/t) | by tnglives | 2005-10-06 21:19:17 |
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Absolutely! It's my last drink! | by hadji | 2005-10-06 21:21:55 |
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Don't forget your coaster. | by tnglives | 2005-10-06 21:24:34 |
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I'll just tar you all with the same brush (n/t) | by NemoHac | 2005-10-06 21:27:08 |
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Just don't tickle yourself pink | by fitzso | 2005-10-06 21:28:56 |
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I'll have to get some more ink | by NemoHac | 2005-10-06 21:31:40 |
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No, no, no - not just the feather. | by theanomaly | 2005-10-06 21:50:38 |
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Erotic is when you use a feather | by NemoHac | 2005-10-06 23:02:40 |
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are you quoting terry prattechet...? (n/t) | by testforecho42 | 2005-10-07 12:33:16 |
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I still object to being tied to the mast | by hadji | 2005-10-06 21:27:11 |
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At least it has power steerage (n/t) | by NemoHac | 2005-10-06 21:30:35 |
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Hull'd on a minute. | by tnglives | 2005-10-06 21:35:03 |
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Yeah, 'cause you're trying to keel me! (n/t) | by hadji | 2005-10-06 21:40:48 |
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I'd settle for a stern warning. (n/t) | by tnglives | 2005-10-06 21:41:57 |
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Fore what? (n/t) | by hadji | 2005-10-06 21:43:32 |
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I'm knot telling. | by tnglives | 2005-10-06 21:47:43 |
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your final drink will be when you drown ... (n/t) | by klaranth | 2005-10-06 22:13:11 |
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Oh, and RetiQlum2, whatever you do, | by hadji | 2006-11-19 12:55:59 |
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I'm putting and extra sharp... | by RetiQlum2 | 2005-10-06 21:28:02 |
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Sure, it's all | by hadji | 2005-10-06 21:32:43 |
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He's Guyana make you regret that, hadji. (n/t) | by tnglives | 2005-10-06 21:36:41 |
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He'll have to get past my two body guards, first. | by hadji | 2005-10-06 21:40:01 |
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You have bodyguards? | by tnglives | 2005-10-06 21:41:21 |
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I think they're related, because they both have | by hadji | 2005-10-06 21:42:53 |
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But are they fair weather friends? | by tnglives | 2005-10-06 21:44:24 |
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Don't have to worry about that because we're so | by hadji | 2005-10-06 21:45:48 |
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I'd be very careful, though. | by tnglives | 2005-10-06 21:48:31 |
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Just keep digging that hole. | by RetiQlum2 | 2005-10-06 22:06:37 |
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Naw, I haven't actually killed anyone... | by RetiQlum2 | 2005-10-06 23:07:07 |
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So can I get a drink? | by tnglives | 2005-10-06 21:39:49 |
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*Throws you in the water* | by hadji | 2005-10-06 21:42:01 |
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*fed up, goes to the pool table* | by tnglives | 2005-10-06 21:56:34 |
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Gimme a Pun-Fantastic-Jiggle-Starter! | by MrTrick | 2005-10-06 21:49:39 |
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*watches fitzso* | by tnglives | 2005-10-06 21:51:38 |
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Giggles lead to Jiggles... | by MrTrick | 2005-10-06 21:54:03 |
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*Watches a Sopwith Camel fly over the board* | by MrTrick | 2005-10-06 21:55:17 |
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No, just Bigglesworth (n/t) | by NemoHac | 2005-10-06 23:04:25 |
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*blinks* Has hadji given up? (n/t) | by tnglives | 2005-10-06 22:03:15 |
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My attention has been diverted to | by hadji | 2005-10-06 22:26:30 |
