I had a close encounter today! With aliens!!!!
I went out for a snack after work. I was sitting at a table, munching on my food, when this woman (that is to say, a being craftily disguised as a woman) two tables away (the tables were small and close) leaned over and asked, "excuse me, sir, what's that <pointing to my plate> called?"
I looked down at my plate of chips covered with cheese, tomatoes, lettuce, sour cream, and ground beef. I looked back at the alleged woman and said, "Nachos."
They're HERE!!!! *Runs around in a mad panic!* |
