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Inbox: THE OIL SHORTAGE >:-D by DesertRat66 2005-09-12 12:27:08
A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in America.
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Well, there's a very simple answer.
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Nobody bothered to check the oil.
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We just didn't know we were getting low.
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The reason for that is purely geographical.
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Our OIL is located in
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Alaska
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California
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Oklahoma and TEXAS
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And Our DIPSTICKS are located in Washington DC
[ Reply ]
  Funny. Old, but funny. by ChuckAB2005-09-12 12:30:01
    From what I'm told by DesertRat662005-09-12 12:33:12
      Don't tell anyone but we have some too. (n/t) by techi8702005-09-12 12:35:38
        A dipstick was going to check that. by kahuana2005-09-12 12:54:50
          heh (n/t) by techi8702005-09-12 13:10:58
      Which is why they went to war in the first place. by Esteis2005-09-12 12:48:00
        *would smack you with rolled up newspaper* by esbita2005-09-12 12:56:32
          *gently applies rolled-up newspaper to self* by Esteis2005-09-12 13:03:47
  What I still dont get is the Oil SHORTAGE by klaranth2005-09-12 12:51:49
    Problem isn't oil for the U.S. by DesertRat662005-09-12 12:54:26
      Dern NIMBY. by esbita2005-09-12 12:58:09
      Only the last argument is valid IMHO by ttlogic2005-09-12 13:02:48
        Care to take a guess when the last time by DesertRat662005-09-12 13:05:58
          Still, if that causes a shortage by ttlogic2005-09-12 13:10:46
            Opposite, in fact. by esbita2005-09-12 13:15:31
              Absolutely true by Kickstart2005-09-12 13:21:34
                s/touring/touting/ by Kickstart2005-09-12 13:29:27
                  Stress? by DesertRat662005-09-12 13:40:04
                    Very likely so by Kickstart2005-09-12 13:43:36
                      Join the club. (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-09-12 13:44:40
                      Know the feeling by DesertRat662005-09-12 13:47:47
            Existing refineries were running at ~95% capacity by BloodyViking2005-09-12 13:20:49
        Speaks to general infrastructure issues. by esbita2005-09-12 13:06:25
          They're blocking a light rail project here by DesertRat662005-09-12 13:07:52
            What gets me on the power plant... by esbita2005-09-12 13:11:47
            Now that's insanity. by Pic2005-09-12 13:20:27
              My brother had a great comment by MatthewDBA2005-09-12 13:22:11
              Public transit only works... by esbita2005-09-12 13:23:04
            Is it the enviros or the nimbys? by Kickstart2005-09-12 13:33:11
              Both by DesertRat662005-09-12 13:42:01
              Want to know something even worse? by RetiQlum22005-09-12 14:41:08
                LARTs some stupid group or another. by Esteis2005-09-12 14:55:38

 

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