A fake parking ticket....
I've got some some where and thought of using super glue to attach oneto the driver's window.
It read:
"This is not a ticket, but if were within my power, you would receive two. Because of your Bull Headed, inconsiderate, feeble attempt at parking, you have taken enough room for a 20 mule team, 2 elephants, 1 goat & a safari of pygmies from the African interior. The reason for giving you this is so that in the future you may think of someone else, other than yourself. Besides I don't like domineering, egotistical or simple minded drivers and you probably fit into one of those categories. I sign off wishing you an early transmission failure (on the expressway at about 4:30p.m.). Also may the Fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits"
Or google and you'll find lots of fake tickets that look very real.
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