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Dear People of Earth: by LionsPhil 2005-09-12 02:24:43
If you cannot park your car within the pretty lines kindly marked out on the ground, please get in it, do the seatbelt up nice and tightly, and DRIVE YOURSELF OFF A FRICKIN' PIER!

For those of you inland, a suitably high cliff will suffice.
[ Reply ]
  BETWEEN the lines? Ohhhh, I thought the line by JimK2005-09-12 02:27:17
    Ah, you're the one I reported to security, then. (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-09-12 02:27:50
      hehe. I know the sort you mean. by JimK2005-09-12 02:31:58
        Audi S4 ? -- LOL by SciSSorS2005-09-12 03:04:58
          Audi and SAAB have this slightly straneg place in by astro-g2005-09-12 03:17:56
            Regarding Audi (since I drive one myself) by reshurc2005-09-12 03:58:56
              That information, I'm sorry to say... by DerSarek2005-09-12 04:43:58
                See! So now Audi is equal to BMW! =D (n/t) by reshurc2005-09-12 04:45:06
                  Yup. They also have the Volkswagen line, by rorajoey2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Bull-bar / 'Roo-bar / Cow-catcher by manxmania2005-09-12 02:38:06
      The automobiline equivalent of myxomatosis by Esteis2005-09-12 02:43:44
        No no - too nasty and premeditated. by manxmania2005-09-12 02:49:21
        Sugar in the gas tank is not, at least according by merlin2005-09-12 06:56:19
          Maybe not to an older carbureted engine by Sterling_Ag2005-09-12 07:06:33
          Sorry, while Mythbusters is a neat show by DevinUll2005-09-12 10:15:51
      Some cyclist have a "nail" in their pockets by SciSSorS2005-09-12 03:11:38
        Yuo are in my way. by Esteis2005-09-12 03:20:31
          Would be a nice touch by SciSSorS2005-09-12 03:31:54
            In earlier English, maybe; nowadays, "thou" by Esteis2005-09-12 03:33:28
              Actually, by Pic2005-09-12 03:58:39
        Early this year by astro-g2005-09-12 03:33:23
          There's a lovely billboard ad I saw. by Esteis2005-09-12 03:35:38
            Heh heh heh. (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-09-12 04:00:20
  Corollary by wheresthefish2005-09-12 02:29:28
    Did you pull the plugs on his tires? by SciSSorS2005-09-12 03:16:47
      Nope, by wheresthefish2005-09-12 03:30:08
        Another advantage of small modern cars by Control2005-09-12 05:21:39
          In high school - the football team carried by airborneric2005-09-12 05:35:28
            Well, the VW "Bug (make 1958) wasn't small by SciSSorS2005-09-12 05:45:09
              My dad's friends did that by astro-g2005-09-12 07:58:18
            I've helped to 'park' a smart by Control2005-09-12 05:45:36
            Awesome by diorama2005-09-12 06:48:09
              The only ones I had got ruined in a flood :( (n/t) by airborneric2005-09-12 06:53:03
  But my car won't fit inside the lines! by Esteis2005-09-12 02:32:28
    Then don't try to park there! :) (n/t) by Mad Marty2005-09-12 04:48:41
  My hummer came with a note by lurker692005-09-12 03:07:00
    You might want to by OsteSpiser2006-11-19 12:55:59
      yup by lurker692005-09-12 09:46:15
        :-)) (n/t) by OsteSpiser2005-09-12 10:01:22
      I want one! by shadowsystems2006-11-19 12:55:59
  More on this: by DerSarek2006-11-19 12:55:59
    I wasn't translating it. by wheresthefish2005-09-12 03:31:37
      Heh heh heh. (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-09-12 03:56:50
  You need one of these......... by Electric Storm2005-09-12 03:25:43
    I like a black "Dry Erase" (Whiteboard) marker... by shadowsystems2005-09-12 11:30:46
  but I AM parking between the lines by stacato2005-09-12 04:07:34
    You should care. by LionsPhil2005-09-12 05:05:54
      But I have three (running) cars (n/t) by DevinUll2005-09-12 10:56:17
        You can't drive three, though. by LionsPhil2005-09-12 12:01:41
  I drove over a Cliff once... by jdelphiki2005-09-12 05:26:13
    Now that was a good one! (n/t) by airborneric2005-09-12 05:36:59
      Was that a Ford you drove over the Cliff ? (n/t) by SciSSorS2005-09-12 05:45:54
        Must have been in a Woody area... (n/t) by manxmania2005-09-12 05:53:07
          All en a day's work. (n/t) by tnglives2005-09-12 05:55:11
            I'm Di-ane here! (n/t) by jdelphiki2005-09-12 06:12:44
    Boooo! Hisssss! (n/t) by Dshade2005-09-12 08:23:33
  I settle for parking between the lines by bobmon2005-09-12 06:32:11
    Shouldn't that be a bar? by MatthewDBA2005-09-12 06:41:58
      Norm walks into a bar... by jdelphiki2005-09-12 07:16:14
        Would that be a unit Normal? by MatthewDBA2005-09-12 07:18:57
          I get your point (n/t) by jdelphiki2005-09-12 07:20:28
            This is an area of conversation ripe for puns... (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-09-12 07:45:38
              Ready for the picking (n/t) by jdelphiki2005-09-12 07:55:45
                So which one's the best fit? (n/t) by rorajoey2005-09-12 10:19:20
                  Normally the one with the smallest deviance by MatthewDBA2005-09-12 10:22:26
  but it looks kewl parked at a rakish angle (n/t) by TrogL2005-09-12 08:40:47
  I hear you... by shadowsystems2005-09-12 11:40:27

 

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