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Just curious... evil_andy's anti-database post by tnglives2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Dissatisfaction? by wheresthefish2005-08-16 08:23:29
    And more and/or newer "products". (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-08-16 08:25:33
      "Things don't work. Let's make them not work by tnglives2005-08-16 08:26:21
        PROBLEM: Things don't work. by LionsPhil2005-08-16 08:34:18
          SOLUTION (IBM) by fudje2005-08-16 08:44:33
            SOLUTION(My Company) by ToLazyToThink 2005-08-16 09:01:49
Start 3 to 4 projects to replace the functionality of the old system. Constrain budgets so not all functionality can be implemented. Constrain timelines so it can't be implemented properly. Constrain travel so no one can do user testing. Enforce company standards so all projects use a steam powered jackhammer, even if a $2 hammer could do the job.

Once all projects are "complete", cancel all projects but the one that does the worst job of meeting the users needs. Outsource the project overseas. Allow 3 months for training on a system with over 500k lines of code.

Blame any "issues" on the previous developers for improper training.

Me? Dissatisfied with my job? Never.
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              You forgot one. by pyroteknix2005-08-16 09:09:13
                Yeah, I also left out the bit by ToLazyToThink2005-08-16 09:22:51

 

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