| The pub at the centre of the universe!
For your enjoyment there's a bar, where the geekiest robot bartender in
the universe (Corky O'Well) will mix any drink in the world -except- a
Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster (something about his brother and childhood
trauma) so don't bother asking.
There's a stripper pole in the corner, a pudding-wrestling ring in the
back, and a pinball machine with a broken coin box. The pool table is
always racked and if you need matches for your cigar, lift the table leg
to the north, if you can find north.
If you choose to imbibe, the standard denomination is the 'Pun', though
you can run a tab for a good while if you don't find it that punny. The
bartender suggests a Red Headed Slut, and then runs away from Mrs.
O'Well.
Have fun!
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