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Requesting strength and calming vibes, please by Sieldan2005-08-04 06:57:57
  The speech I gave every day by thread_killer 2005-08-04 07:19:47
As an instructor. Once an hour. It only varried slightly depending on the time of day and whether or not we were in the classroom or in the sawdust pit.

"Good Morning Gentlemen, My name is Sergeant $MyName and I am your primary instructor for your next block of instruction, which is: Insert name of instruction block here

My assistant instructors are standing on your right, my left and they are: insert names of my assistant instructors

This block of instruction will last approximately 50 minutes followed by a ten minute break. This is your saftey briefing: In case of fire, fire drill, bomb threat, or any emergency requiring evacuation of this building, you will stand up, perform the appropriate facing movement so that you are facing the aisle in the center of the classroom, and in an orderly fashion you will move swiftly but calmly through the double doors to your rear, my front. You will proceed down the hallway until reaching the crossing hall, at which point you will execute a column right, and proceed through the next set of double doors outside. There is a dumpster approximately 50 meters west of this building. That is your rally point gentleman. The senior man will make a head count and report back to me.

What are your questions?

There were never any questions

Good! Let's begin shall we? Task:...."

And that's how they all went. My wife tells me that I've given that saftey briefing in my sleep.

[ Reply ]
    Yup, I know the rote by Sieldan2005-08-04 07:25:59
      Heck with 'em if it does! by thread_killer2005-08-04 07:30:09
      Don't worry about the 'rank' business by dcnblues2005-08-04 08:32:30

 

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