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UF schedule downtime tonight by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
  OXYGEN!?! by Myke2005-05-17 16:26:08
    Bad Myke. No hallucinations while fixing servers. by tnglives 2005-05-17 17:49:20

Oooh. Pretty shiny thing. Must have. *bzzt*

Bad pretty shiny thing. No touchy. Hmm. Spinny thing. *pulls off CPU fan while it's running* Fuun. *looks at CPU* Oooh. Melty metal thing. Pretty.

*collapses from insufficient oxygen*

0100 UTC: Myke is found by the morning shift at the colocation center. UFies everywhere are forcibly evaluated by psychiatrists. Let's look in on one.

Psych: "And when did these feelings start?"
UFie: "Dustpuppy... gone... Can't see what happens to marketing guy and llamas. No adrenaline pager."
Psych: "Very interesting. Now hold perfectly still." *injects thorazine*
Psych, sotto voce: "Recommend immediate hospitalization."

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