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So what news happened so far this year? by Kickstart 2005-05-17 13:58:55
Dan Rather forged a pregnancy by Kevin Federline, who was married to Paris Hilton who was taken off life support just as she was about to finish writing up Bush's Nation Guard papers in Microsoft Word. The BTK Killer failed to find WMDs in Iraq and finally said so. Photos of Prince Harry in a Nazi uniform cause a giant earthquake in Afghanistan, and the resultant tidal wave washed away the US's copy of the Kyoto Accord. The NHL remains on vacation, propping up the anti-Japan protests in China. Prince Charles and Camilla Parker Bowles hold their wedding in Baghdad and thousands march in protest. The Pope dies, and everyone is saddened, except for Lord Sith, who plans to withdraw his troops from Lebanon.

KS
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  Been reading ther tablods at the supermarket, eh? by uf_dpc2005-05-17 14:03:36
    And I forgot that I'm me again, not uf_dpc. by skippy-ish_guy2005-05-17 14:04:51

 

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