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Inbox: You know you're a bad cook when... by DesertRat66 2005-05-17 12:40:00
- You use the smoke alarm as a cooking timer.
- You consider it a culinary success if the pop-tart stays in one piece.
- Your dog goes to the neighbors' to eat.
- Your family buys Alka Seltzer and Kaopectate in bulk.
- When you barbecue, two of your kids hold water guns and the third stands ready by the phone with 911 on speed-dial.
- Your family automatically heads for the dinner table every time they hear a fire truck siren.
- The EPA insists that all your garbage cans be marked with biohazard symbols.
- Your microwave display reads "TILT!"
- Your two best recipes are meatloaf and apple pie, but your dinner guests can't tell which is which.
- Your pie filling bubbles over and eats the enamel off the bottom of the oven.
- You've used three boxes of scouring pads and a bottle of Drano and a crowbar, and that macaroni and cheese still won't let go of the pan.
- Pest control companies keep pestering you for your recipes.
- You make tuna noodle surprise and the surprise is that it glows in the dark and melts the silverware.
- Your family prays AFTER they eat!
[ Reply ]
  Bwahahahaha.. by corvus_one2005-05-17 12:44:01
    I'm wondering how you'd still _have_ 3 kids. (n/t) by tnglives2005-05-17 13:17:08
  I know people like that. by RetiQlum22005-05-17 12:46:11
  It's not Kaopectate - it's Anti-Splatter. by Spud312005-05-17 12:47:09
    Why is it always about the anti-splatter?! by da-gimp2005-05-17 12:52:50
  Oh no, that's me :) (n/t) by farfalla2005-05-17 13:07:59
    Can't be, it's me. (n/t) by Khaar2005-05-17 13:13:05
  I can burn water by TrogL2005-05-17 13:57:21
    I know one lass by DesertRat662005-05-17 14:18:47

 

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