Two Yankees are sitting in a bar, and one of them notices an Irishman at the end of the bar. He turns to his friend and says, "Have you ever seen an Irishman drink? They're unbelievable." "Get out," says his friend. "No, I'll prove it. Watch." He gets up, goes to the Irishman, and says "Hey buddy, I'll give you $50 if you can drink 20 pints in five minutes." The Irishman stands up and walks out of the bar without saying a word.
The Yankees go back to their drinks, muttering how strange it was. About a half hour later, the Irishman comes back in, and announces "I'll take that bet!" "Okay," says the Yankee, "but where did you go just now?"
"Ooh, I had to make sure I could do it!" |
