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Official Offensive Joke Thread by hieraco2005-05-17 05:09:41
  3 Jewish jokes and a German joke ( MY tribes) by tompaine2005-05-17 07:11:16
    My wife's Jewish so... by wolfhound6682005-05-17 08:19:28
      I was Jewish once, so... by voxwoman2005-05-17 08:26:29
        Ohhhh J.A.P. jokes by tompaine 2005-05-17 08:40:37
That's Jewish American Princess
By the way, there is a whole web site objecting to these jokes as demaeaning etc. etc. Sheesh people, lighten up a bit.
Hopefully this is subtle enough to be FYOSS OK - if your FYOSS understands them, she's already past corruption)
1) What is J.A.P. "doggy style"?
He sits up and begs - she rolls over and plays dead.
2) What is J.A.P. foreplay?
Shopping at Nieman Marcus.
3) How do you get a J.A.P. to be celibate?
Marry her.
4) What is in a J.A.P. cookbook?
Chinese restaurant phone numbers, Pizza parlour phone numbers and the local restarurant listing.
[ Reply ]
          in-laws by wolfhound6682005-05-17 11:14:42
          FYOSS? by wolfhound6682005-05-17 11:19:38
            Fourteen Year Old Sister Safe by nix2006-11-19 12:55:59
              Ah by wolfhound6682005-05-18 06:15:09

 

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