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Official Offensive Joke Thread by hieraco2005-05-17 05:09:41
  Band-Geek Joke Sub-Thread by jmaxsohmer2005-05-17 05:50:31
    Drummer Jokes by drummergeek 2005-05-17 07:29:39
God gave a man who could not play any instrument two sticks and the man became a drummer, he then lost one of the sticks and became a conductor.

Did you hear about the bass player that locked his keys in the car, it took 3 hours to get the drummer out.

Other Musician jokes

How many rock/country musicians does it take to change a light bulb? 100, 1 to hold the light bulb, and 99 to drink until the room spins.

How many guitarists does it take to play a Stevie Ray Vaughn tune? Apparently all of them.

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