1) A rabbi, a priest and a protestant minister were arguing about "When life begins"
The priest was very adamant, "Life begins at the moment of conception."
The minister disagreed. "Life begins with the first breath that an infant takes."
The rabbi turned to his colleagues, "My friends, I must respectfully disagree with both of you.
It's quite simple. Life begins when the dog dies and the last child leaves home."
2) How does a Jewish mother change a light bulb?
"Don't bother, I'll just sit here in the dark"
3) Why did God create gentiles?
Somebody has to pay retail.
German joke (more specifically a Berlin joke, actually told to me by my Dad in german):
A German is lost in a city. He stops a passer-by and shouts at him:
"Hey guy, tell me how to get to the train station right now!!"
The passer-by calmly replies:
"You know you could ask politely."
The German shouts back:
"I'd rather be lost." |
