is taken on a trip round the country. For best effect, tell with accent.
They drive past a field with a sheep standing at the fence.
Texan: "What's that?"
Australian: "Aw, that's a sheep."
Texan: "Back home we got 'em muuuch bigger."
The Australian doesn't react, and they drive on.
After a while, they pass a field with a cow looking over the gate.
Texan: "What's that?"
Australian: "Aw, that's a cow."
Texan: "Back home we got 'em muuuch bigger."
The Australian lets it slip.
The ride continues. Then, a grey kangaroo crosses the road.
Texan: "What's that?"
Australian: "Aw, that's a grasshopper."
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