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Official Offensive Joke Thread by hieraco2005-05-17 05:09:41
  A texan is on a business trip to Newfoundland. by justncase 2005-05-17 06:42:29
While riding on a bus he strikes up a conversation with the guy beside him. "In Texas we build em big and we build em fast" said the texan. "We can build a 30 story building in 2 months!". The Newfie says "Wow, that's pretty good." The texan goes on to ask how long it takes them in newfoundland. The newfie shrugs and says "I'm not sure." Just then they drive past a 30 story building that was having a grand opening. The texan points to the building and says "How long did it it take to build that one for instance?" The newfie looks at it and says "I don't know, it wasn't there this morning."

I guess this is more of a reverse newfie joke. :) I am a Canadian living in the US so it's sort of my culture. :) I could change Newfoundland to Kentucky I guess.

[ Reply ]
    A Texan in Australia by Esteis2005-05-17 06:50:39
    Three biggest lies by wolfhound6682005-05-17 08:17:02
      Fourth biggest lie in Texas by tompaine2005-05-17 08:42:09

 

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