| Blonde Joke (Religion warning) |
by Havoc |
2005-05-17 06:39:17 |
A blonde woman named Brandi finds herself in dire trouble. Her business has gone bust and she's in serious financial straits.
She's so desperate she decides to ask God for help. She begins to pray. "God, please help me. I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lottery."
Lottery night comes and somebody else wins it. Brandi again prays, "God, please let me win the lottery! I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well!"
But lottery night again comes and goes and Brandi still has no luck. Once again Brandi prays. "My God, why have you forsaken me? I've lost my business, my house and my car. My children are starving. I don't often ask you for help and I have always been a good servant to you. Please let me win the lottery just this one time so I can get my life back in order!"
Suddenly, there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open up and Brandi is confronted by the voice of God himself. God says, "Brandi, meet me halfway on this, will ya. Buy a ticket!" |
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[ Reply ] |
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hah! | by stacato | 2005-05-17 06:42:54 |
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made me smile, good job... (n/t) | by RichLondoner | 2005-05-17 06:45:22 |
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*rofl* And here's a return one for ya | by merlin | 2005-05-17 06:45:31 |
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Question about usage: | by Esteis | 2005-05-17 06:53:27 |
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I believe US Fanny = buttocks (n/t) | by Bonzo | 2005-05-17 06:55:14 |
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Okay, thanks. I can make the rest of the deduction (n/t) | by Esteis | 2005-05-17 06:55:50 |
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That is how it is intended in the joke. | by merlin | 2005-05-17 07:02:26 |
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Nono, it works in English as well, not just in | by Esteis | 2005-05-17 07:04:21 |
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In UK, Fanny=vulva???? | by voxwoman | 2005-05-17 07:45:57 |
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Make sure you never say | by pr7iDeS | 2005-05-17 07:51:17 |
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Dagnabit--someone beat me to it (n/t) | by pr7iDeS | 2005-05-17 07:52:08 |
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Ask a German what the word 'foot' means | by thread_killer | 2005-05-17 07:55:47 |
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I think I've heard that before (n/t) | by voxwoman | 2005-05-17 08:00:55 |
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took me a minute there | by stacato | 2005-05-17 08:31:19 |
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Is it too Non-FYOS to explain? (n/t) | by DIVINAR2 | 2005-05-17 10:06:06 |
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Nah. Here goes: | by Esteis | 2005-05-17 13:56:14 |
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IDGI (n/t) | by Star Warrior | 2005-05-17 11:21:29 |
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Isn't that a square Swedish car? (n/t) | by hieraco | 2005-05-17 14:46:13 |
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That's volvo | by hej | 2005-05-17 22:31:13 |
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Yep, and... | by wolfhound668 | 2005-05-17 07:41:15 |
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bum bag. (n/t) | by McGowan | 2005-05-17 08:36:49 |
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ROFLMAO!!!!!!! (n/t) | by DShade | 2005-05-17 06:45:55 |
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Another joke for everyone. | by techi870 | 2005-05-17 07:35:33 |
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So a man walks into a bar | by merlin | 2005-05-17 07:39:03 |
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another bar | by wolfhound668 | 2005-05-17 07:43:57 |
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Oddly enough.... | by vampire | 2005-05-17 10:41:57 |
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Had to read that twice to get it :P (n/t) | by Fayth | 2005-05-17 08:04:43 |
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*grin* | by merlin | 2005-05-17 08:09:47 |
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That's not bad | by Fayth | 2005-05-17 08:11:53 |
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3 men walk into a bar. | by theanomaly | 2005-05-17 09:41:44 |
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<Deleted> | <Deleted> | 2005-05-17 10:14:58 |
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Moderated: double post (n/t) | by Nea | 2005-05-17 10:15:11 |
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The one I know... | by BaruMonkey | 2005-05-17 10:14:14 |
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Oooooops (mods) (n/t) | by BaruMonkey | 2005-05-17 10:14:36 |
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A dyslexic man | by theanomaly | 2005-05-17 09:40:58 |
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and said "Thank dog"? *flee* (n/t) | by merlin | 2005-05-17 09:46:18 |
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Heaven is... | by Esteis | 2005-05-17 07:53:31 |
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Variation on that joke (same warning) | by theanomaly | 2005-05-17 09:49:03 |
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I know that from some tv show or movie... | by DShade | 2005-05-17 10:07:00 |
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Lemme guess... | by pyroteknix | 2005-05-17 12:37:44 |
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Love it! (n/t) | by jmaxsohmer | 2005-05-17 10:00:42 |
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Here's an old groaner that I actually used in my | by moongoddess | 2005-05-17 14:47:19 |
