How do you get 20 drummers into a phonebooth?
Throw in foodstamps.
And since I'm a bass player,
How many bass players does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, the keyboard player can do that with his left hand.
And the only other bass player joke I've heard over the years (and a true one at that):
A band shows up for a gig. The guitar player spends a half hour tuning before he's ready to play. The bass player takes his bass out of the case, plugs in, and stands ready to play. The guitar looks at the bass player in shock and asks when he's going to tune. The bass player replies, "why, has it changed since last year?". Not so funny unless you're a bass player in a rock band. Believe me it's sooooo true. ;) |
