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Official Offensive Joke Thread by hieraco2005-05-17 05:09:41
  Band-Geek Joke Sub-Thread by jmaxsohmer 2005-05-17 05:50:31
Post all your Band Geek jokes here!

What's the difference between a trumpet player and a government bond?

The bond eventually matures and earns money.
[ Reply ]
    What do you call by thread_killer2005-05-17 05:52:38
      How do you tell that the stage is level? by JimK2005-05-17 05:55:38
        How can you tell it *isn't* level? by Esteis2005-05-17 05:58:54
      Ah, drummer jokes by wolfhound6682005-05-17 05:59:53
        I like the lightbulb one. by staticsan2005-05-17 16:02:37
      How many by wolfhound6682005-05-17 06:02:23
        That applies for trumpets too. by jmaxsohmer2005-05-17 06:03:01
          trumpets were the "lead guitar" of the 40's by voxwoman2005-05-17 08:08:24
      Bass player by mridenour2005-05-17 06:42:04
    How many clarinetists does it take to change a by hej2005-05-17 05:55:17
    What's the difference by Pic2005-05-17 05:55:27
      What's the difference... by jmaxsohmer2005-05-17 05:59:50
    What's the difference between a bull and by Esteis2005-05-17 06:00:03
      I *love* it! (n/t) by Tomo2005-05-17 06:01:13
      That is pretty classic... (n/t) by jmaxsohmer2005-05-17 06:02:20
    How do you know it's a tenor at the door? by Esteis2005-05-17 06:02:01
    Drummer Jokes by drummergeek2005-05-17 07:29:39
    What's the difference... by LSU_Frodin2005-05-17 07:34:49

 

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