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Official Offensive Joke Thread	by hieraco	2005-05-17 05:09:41
Accountant jokes.	by syren	2005-05-17 05:40:44
What's the definition of an accountant? Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand. What's the definition of a good tax accountant? Someone who has a loophole named after him. When does a person decide to become an accountant? When he realises he doesn't have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker. Why did God invent economists? So accountants could have someone to laugh at. What's an actuary? An accountant without the sense of humour. Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries? They find bookkeeping too exciting. What does an accountant use for birth control? Their personality. And I am allowed because I am one!
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Just to add to that.	by techi870	2005-05-17 08:03:59
My bass player is an economist	by voxwoman	2005-05-17 08:15:14
Auditor Jokes	by hyzenthlay	2005-05-17 09:57:19

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