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Official Offensive Joke Thread by hieraco2005-05-17 05:09:41
  Ok, here goes by cuboci 2005-05-17 05:25:43
Four men go out golfing together one day; three of them head to the first tee and one goes into the club house to take care of the bill. The three men start talking, bragging about their sons. The first man tells the others, "My son is a home builder and he's so successful that he gave a friend a new home - for free."

The second man says, "My son was a car salesman and now he owns a multi-line dealership. He's so successful that he gave a friend two Cadillacs."

The third man, not wanting to be outdone brags, "My son is a stock broker and he's doing so well that he gave his friend an entire stock portfolio."

The fourth man joins them on the tee after a few minutes of taking care of business. The first man says, "We were just talking about our sons. How is yours doing?" The fourth man replies, "Well, my son is gay. I'm not totally thrilled about it, but he must be good. His last three boyfriends gave him a house, two cars, and a stock portfolio."


(and before anyone asks, yes, I am)
[ Reply ]
    What, a father? (n/t) by Tomo2005-05-17 05:29:25
      No, gay (n/t) by cuboci2005-05-17 05:38:06
        I *think* he got that. by Esteis2005-05-17 05:44:06

 

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