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Official Offensive Joke Thread by hieraco2005-05-17 05:09:41
  How was copperwire invented? by Esteis 2005-05-17 05:14:35
Two Dutchmen were fighting for a cent.

Also, I don't think I agree with rule number two — this severely limits the amount of jokes some people can make, while I'm sure I know tons of jokes about other groups; this has to do with the fact that any group nearly only makes jokes about other groups. Why did you have this rule?
[ Reply ]
    Not all... by imperito2005-05-17 05:19:20
      That's because by leunnammi2005-05-17 05:26:24
        All my best Jew jokes by thread_killer2005-05-17 05:50:28
          All my best jokes by wolfhound6682005-05-17 05:53:21
          Green!! by Tomo2005-05-17 05:53:24
            Purple! (n/t) by voxwoman2005-05-17 08:09:32
              Good guess :P by thread_killer2005-05-17 08:35:06
    Rule to was added to prevent or reduce by hieraco2005-05-17 05:24:03
      But here, we know you're not a skinhead. by Esteis2005-05-17 05:32:36
      I just have to... by wolfhound6682005-05-17 05:38:07
        LOL I'll share that one. (n/t) by hieraco2005-05-17 05:48:33
        I was thinking of posting that one myself by thread_killer2005-05-17 05:59:51
        I'm not black, But I'll risk a violation of rule 2 by hieraco2005-05-17 06:31:41
      I used to know a Kiwi who told Kiwi jokes. by staticsan2005-05-17 15:56:36
    Know more dutch jokes ? by Cokish2005-05-17 05:44:00
      Me! Ours! by Tomo2005-05-17 05:48:26
        Not a Dutch joke, but still about the English. by Esteis2005-05-17 07:25:41
      Why does a Dutchman get into the fridge? by Esteis2005-05-17 05:48:37
      Sweden, please. :) (n/t) by Scirocco2005-05-17 05:58:21
        I second that! (n/t) by corvus_one2005-05-17 06:00:32
          Most of our jokes are based on your accent. by Esteis2005-05-17 06:03:01
            *starts chanting* Em. Pe. Three... Em. Pe. Three! (n/t) by Scirocco2005-05-17 06:06:08
              Or maybe by hej2005-05-17 06:11:08
              No mike, sorry. But we'd think you pronounce that by Esteis2005-05-17 06:12:43
              paw rikh-titt? (n/t) by corvus_one2005-05-17 06:24:27
        A norwegian and a swedish is exchanging histories. by hej2005-05-17 06:05:39
          Hahaha... Awesome. :) by Scirocco2005-05-17 06:08:04
            Belgium / the Netherlands do that, too. (n/t) by Esteis2005-05-17 06:09:24
            Today, 100 years ago... by Rolls2005-05-17 06:39:25
              Actually the 17 may is celebration of their by hej2005-05-17 06:54:11
                'sorry, my bad memory stick' n/t by Rolls2005-05-17 10:17:01
                  Not all bad. by hej2005-05-17 10:47:58
          A couple of generic jokes by Rolls2005-05-17 06:57:22
        My inlaws are Swedish by hieraco2005-05-17 06:15:42
          That one doesn't work for newfies any more by nix2005-05-17 11:34:31

 

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