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*jumps onto Motorbike - Starts up with huge roar* by treehugger2005-05-16 09:33:19
  *jumps onto overclocked Segway, chases the gang* by Carciofus 2005-05-16 10:56:51
You cannot rob banks unarmed, you need weapons!

Cricket bats: 150 Zorkmids.
Spiked cricket bats: 220 Zorkmids.
Snurf precision rifles: 500 Zorkmids.
Snurf grenades: 350 Zorkmids.
Snurf plasma cannons: 1550 Zorkmids.

And today's offer...
Flaming snurf chainsaw of slay corporate +5, 2100 Zorkmids!

Let's make a deal?
[ Reply ]
    *Pulls a U-ie* by treehugger2005-05-16 11:04:04
      What if I add a Jar-Jar Binks doll to the deal? (n (n/t) by Carciofus2005-05-16 11:09:36
        This is tempting why? (n/t) by treehugger2005-05-16 11:10:54
          Everyone loves Jar Jar! by Carciofus2005-05-16 11:13:51
            The only thing to do with Jar Jar in a bank robbin by treehugger2005-05-16 11:17:04
              OK, what about by Carciofus2005-05-16 11:22:18
                500 now, 750 after and you get to keep your head (n/t) by treehugger2005-05-16 11:29:48
                  Deal! (n/t) by Carciofus2005-05-16 11:36:43
                    Takes the money and goes away (n/t) by Carciofus2005-05-16 11:46:20
                      *watches vanishing segway* by treehugger2005-05-16 11:51:47

 

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