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US Federal ID card bill passed. by wheresthefish2006-11-19 12:55:59
  ...I do hope that this was meant to be funny... by jpprater2005-05-11 07:35:22
    And you think they won't? by McNutcase2005-05-11 07:39:30
      I hate to say it but homeland security tends to by classic_jon2005-05-11 08:11:15
        Oh, by the way... by McNutcase2005-05-11 08:17:41
          They were looking for a BOOM!! like a pipe bomb by classic_jon2005-05-11 08:45:33
            I would have been so locked up if things by voxwoman2005-05-11 08:48:41
              Nitrogen tri-iodide, anyone? by bitflipper2005-05-11 09:32:05
                Chem major friend did that as a "joke" on by classic_jon 2005-05-11 09:37:34
some of the jocks in his dorm. John was a little chinese guy who was wayyyyy to intelligent for his own good. The "jocks" tormented him and he decided he had had enough. He coated the bottom of several toilet seats in their rooms and when they sat down on them they got a nice ahhhhem "ring" on their butts for a while ;-D mwahahahahahahahaha.

(Don't ask me how he got in their rooms...you don't want to know...except that several locks just ....melted and had to be replaced =))
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                  Thermiting locks? by McNutcase2005-05-11 09:38:54
                    small amounts of acid from a pipette work too ;) by classic_jon2005-05-11 10:50:17
                  someone in our high school "spilled" by voxwoman2005-05-11 10:52:34
                    * writes that idea down * by bitflipper2005-05-11 11:02:52

 

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