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A funny poem. by Esteis2005-05-11 04:37:06
  Remember Tom Lehrer? by DerSarek 2005-05-11 04:48:36
I hold your hand in mine

I hold your hand in mine, dear
I press it to my lips
I take a healthy bite
From your dainty fingertips

My joy would be complete, dear
If you were only here
But still I keep your hand
As a precious souvenir

The night you died I cut it off
I really don't know why
For now each time I kiss it
I get blood stains on my tie

I'm sorry now I killed you
For our love was something fine
And 'til they come to get me
I shall hold your hand in mine

Words and music by Tom Lehrer
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