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Illiways the cafe at the end of the Uffieverse by treehugger 2005-05-11 00:12:05
Morning folks.

I'm know it's earlier than usual, but it almost didn't open at all yesterday so methinks krikkert may be on holiday. If not I'm sorry krikkert for opening premamturely and I'll never do it again... 'Onest.

So. BAS all round then?

*Starts the BAS machines chumbling, boils water for tea, checks fridge temperatures for health and safety records. Puts some bread on to bake for breakfast (and cos the smell is amazing) and finds the muffin recipe...*
[ Reply ]
  *pours a large cup of BAS and by treehugger2005-05-11 00:24:15
  Hot tea for me. With some milk and sugar, please. by UnFair2005-05-11 00:30:28
    *serves as runs out of the door* by treehugger2005-05-11 00:32:22
  *shoots out extra 'f' in subject* by Cokish2005-05-11 00:46:24
    Soz, spelling not my strong point today by treehugger2005-05-11 05:17:02
      Lunch! Again ! by Cokish2005-05-11 05:39:58
        *serves scampi and chips* by treehugger2005-05-11 05:41:56
          gimmy gimmy by Cokish2005-05-11 05:48:13
  Oooh Muffins... by syren2005-05-11 01:05:32
    *makes a fresh batch of muffins* by treehugger2005-05-11 05:18:12
  Krikkert's on holiday, yes. by Esteis2005-05-11 02:50:32
    Ah, I'll open tomorrow as well then! by treehugger2005-05-11 05:18:34
  {{{treehugger}}} by naqoyqatsi2005-05-11 03:38:00
  LUNCH!!! by treehugger2005-05-11 05:18:59
    Mmmm, chikin curry... by Tomo2005-05-11 05:20:34
      *serves chicken Curry* by treehugger2005-05-11 05:24:31
        A garlic naan please! by Tomo2005-05-11 05:32:03
          Cobra do you? by treehugger2005-05-11 05:34:05
            mmmm, loverly.... by Tomo2005-05-11 05:35:38
              lol by treehugger2005-05-11 05:42:32
                Thanks! *pheeeezzzze* *gfffffff* (n/t) by Tomo2005-05-11 05:49:23
  The gentle tinkling of a wind chime is heard... by bitflipper2005-05-11 06:00:05
    *drops platter full of eyeballs on table* by Tomo2005-05-11 06:25:44
      *eyeballs disappear rapidly down me gullet* by EdgarRaven2005-05-11 07:04:12
        Sorry, but the crows already got them. by Tomo2005-05-11 07:06:08
          Mrph! dumb little wanna-bes by EdgarRaven2005-05-11 07:09:15
            *scoops up exploded toads from Hamburg* by Tomo2005-05-11 07:10:37
              *picks and pecks* by EdgarRaven2005-05-11 07:20:38
  *steps up to the omlette bar* by esbita2005-05-11 06:41:26
    Mmmmm... that *delectable* aroma... by bitflipper2005-05-11 07:07:02
      Of course... by esbita2005-05-11 07:11:20
        AAAGGHHHH!!! Bellator!! by EdgarRaven2005-05-11 07:18:08
          I guess there's one thing that critter won't eat.. by esbita2005-05-11 07:32:03
            Actually... by bitflipper2005-05-11 07:54:29
              Ah. My mother prefers frogs... by esbita2005-05-11 08:05:56
        That's the stuff! by bitflipper2005-05-11 07:23:24
    since yesterday's was great - thank you by Reddy2005-05-11 08:03:46
      Errrmmm... *ahem* by bitflipper2005-05-11 08:12:31
        oops - I thought that was your post by Reddy2005-05-11 08:18:06
          {{{Reddy}}} by bitflipper2005-05-11 08:21:52
            been busy by Reddy2005-05-11 08:34:38
        Yep, had to actually w*rk yesterday. by esbita2005-05-11 08:31:59
          {{{Esbita}}} by Reddy2005-05-11 10:03:35
            {{{Reddy}}} by esbita2005-05-11 10:18:47
              yes by Reddy2005-05-11 10:30:33
    Omelette du Fromage ? </dexter> (n/t) by Cokish2005-05-11 08:16:35
      Which kinds? by esbita2005-05-11 08:31:02
  I'd like a nicotein omlette, please... by moongoddess2005-05-11 08:38:17
    "Hang in there, Baby; Friday's coming" by bitflipper2005-05-11 08:44:50
      mmmmm chocolate.... (n/t) by moongoddess2005-05-11 09:51:00
        Give it a try by bitflipper2005-05-11 10:06:30
          Definately! your crops will be abundant! (n/t) by moongoddess2005-05-11 10:16:56
            Cool! Garden veggies, this year! by bitflipper2005-05-11 10:35:21
              Hmmmm... Moon, Lycanthropy? (n/t) by moongoddess2005-05-11 10:44:10
  *carefully builds two black-n-tans... by bitflipper2005-05-11 14:38:10
    *quaffs the other* by Illiad2005-05-11 14:54:55
      You don't want to feel that... by bitflipper2005-05-11 14:56:30

 

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