The Daily Static
  The Daily Static
UF Archives
Register
UF Membership
Ad Free Site
Postcards
Community
Geekfinder
UFie Gear
Advertise on UF
Forum Rules
& FAQ

Username

Password


Create a New Account

  
 

Back to UserFriendly Strip Comments Index
Clothing to not annoy airport security... by McNutcase2005-05-09 12:07:09
  I don't think they care by oot2005-05-09 12:32:39
    See, never having flown commercial before... by McNutcase2005-05-09 12:34:33
      Try to relax, if you can by oot 2005-05-09 12:44:38
You being nervous going through security will make them far more suspicious than anything you're likely to wear.

The important thing is to make sure that when you go through the X-ray, nothing shows up as metal (aside from something they would expect like a belt buckle or glasses). And to be careful with anything that looks like you could be trying to conceal something non-metal but illegal... eg. avoid bulky sweaters/coats, and consider leaving your hat in luggage if you're planning on taking the one you were wearing in London.

You may be chosen for a random search of your carry-on luggage. This doesn't mean they think you're suspicious, it's random. Show up with plenty of time to spare in case you need to repack your carry-on after that, and try not to cram your carry-on so full that it will be hard to repack.

How long until the flight?
[ Reply ]
        Let me see... by McNutcase2005-05-09 12:48:18
          I bet I could. by LionsPhil2005-05-09 13:18:38
          How big is this bag? by Tomo2005-05-09 13:22:33
            Briefcase. by McNutcase2005-05-09 13:24:53
            That flight will be a 747 by AndyA2005-05-09 14:02:02
              747-400. by McNutcase2005-05-09 14:03:20
                That's what most flights are on that sort of route by AndyA2005-05-09 14:11:41
                  Get in touch, then. by McNutcase2005-05-09 14:12:51
                    Ummmm.... by LthrOttr2006-11-19 12:55:59
                      he told me by niwikki2005-05-09 18:46:06
          Go through your bag by hyzenthlay2005-05-09 13:24:41
            I'll be having to. by McNutcase2005-05-09 13:27:34
              All the more reason to check carefully! by Tomo2005-05-09 13:30:22
                Yeah. I have to get the w*** stuff out. by McNutcase2005-05-09 13:31:58
            Daft really by pverdon2006-11-19 12:55:59
              Oops by pverdon2006-11-19 12:55:59
        General rule on the metal detector. by AndyA2005-05-09 14:01:08
          According to the US security bods... by McNutcase2005-05-09 14:05:18
            Any reason you can't put it in the checked luggage by AndyA2005-05-09 14:16:28
              Nope. by McNutcase2005-05-09 14:18:14
          My watch sets them off. by staticsan2005-05-09 18:12:06

 

[Todays Cartoon Discussion] [News Index]

Come get yer ARS (Account Registration System) Source Code here!
All images, characters, content and text are copyrighted and trademarks of J.D. Frazer except where other ownership applies. Don't do bad things, we have lawyers.
UserFriendly.Org and its operators are not liable for comments or content posted by its visitors, and will cheerfully assist the lawful authorities in hunting down script-kiddies, spammers and other net scum. And if you're really bad, we'll call your mom. (We're not kidding, we've done it before.)