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Clothing to not annoy airport security... by McNutcase 2005-05-09 12:07:09
Is there much likelihood of airport security getting twitchy at, say, a nice embroidered polo shirt, that happens to have my name across the shoulders in 2" letters? Or maybe my t-shirt which has "Supermanor" across the chest? (long story...)
[ Reply ]
  Nope. by wheresthefish2005-05-09 12:12:40
    Yeah, but a t-shirt with OBL on... by McNutcase2005-05-09 12:13:43
      Goes without saying. (n/t) by wheresthefish2005-05-09 12:14:03
        Which is why Kalashnikitty goes in the Luggage. (n (n/t) by McNutcase2005-05-09 12:14:36
  Not unless your name is really "Mad Bomber" :) (n/t) by justncase2005-05-09 12:20:57
    Told you it was a long story... by McNutcase2005-05-09 12:26:30
      Not Bham.ac.uk? by Vetitice2005-05-09 12:51:04
        Nyet. Brizzle. by McNutcase2005-05-09 12:53:04
          Ah. I went to Bristol once. by Vetitice2005-05-09 12:55:27
  I don't think they care by oot2005-05-09 12:32:39
    See, never having flown commercial before... by McNutcase2005-05-09 12:34:33
      Never flown at all? (n/t) by Lis772005-05-09 12:37:05
        I didn't say that. by McNutcase2005-05-09 12:43:41
      Try to relax, if you can by oot2005-05-09 12:44:38
        Let me see... by McNutcase2005-05-09 12:48:18
          I bet I could. by LionsPhil2005-05-09 13:18:38
          How big is this bag? by Tomo2005-05-09 13:22:33
            Briefcase. by McNutcase2005-05-09 13:24:53
            That flight will be a 747 by AndyA2005-05-09 14:02:02
              747-400. by McNutcase2005-05-09 14:03:20
                That's what most flights are on that sort of route by AndyA2005-05-09 14:11:41
                  Get in touch, then. by McNutcase2005-05-09 14:12:51
                    Ummmm.... by LthrOttr2006-11-19 12:55:59
                      he told me by niwikki2005-05-09 18:46:06
          Go through your bag by hyzenthlay2005-05-09 13:24:41
            I'll be having to. by McNutcase2005-05-09 13:27:34
              All the more reason to check carefully! by Tomo2005-05-09 13:30:22
                Yeah. I have to get the w*** stuff out. by McNutcase2005-05-09 13:31:58
            Daft really by pverdon2006-11-19 12:55:59
              Oops by pverdon2006-11-19 12:55:59
        General rule on the metal detector. by AndyA2005-05-09 14:01:08
          According to the US security bods... by McNutcase2005-05-09 14:05:18
            Any reason you can't put it in the checked luggage by AndyA2005-05-09 14:16:28
              Nope. by McNutcase2005-05-09 14:18:14
          My watch sets them off. by staticsan2005-05-09 18:12:06
      Here's a tip for commercial flight by ShadoCat2005-05-09 13:56:04
        Two words: by McNutcase2005-05-09 14:02:10
          But controlled detonation is cool! (n/t) by Jeff_UK2005-05-09 14:06:10
            Not when it's my stuff they're detonating. (n/t) by McNutcase2005-05-09 14:09:03
          <grin> On a side note about security by ShadoCat2005-05-09 14:10:49
            Be glad you're not my dad. by McNutcase2005-05-09 14:16:06
              A Brit who can tan? by ShadoCat2005-05-09 14:37:21
            You're in So Cal? by niwikki2005-05-09 18:51:01
        Not much chance of getting an emergency exit row by AndyA2005-05-09 14:06:50
          I'm flying BA, if that's relevant. (n/t) by McNutcase2005-05-09 14:08:30
            They are normally my second choice. by AndyA2005-05-09 14:19:57
              What about prices? by McNutcase2005-05-09 14:21:01
                They are normally within a couple of dollars by AndyA2005-05-09 14:28:33
              Southwest rules! by ShadoCat2005-05-09 14:41:24
  Just don't pack a stethoscope. by aix tom2005-05-09 12:48:25
    I don't own one. (n/t) by McNutcase2005-05-09 12:51:19
      Everybody owns a stethoscope by oot2005-05-09 13:03:39
        AGH! The synesthesia! by kelli2172005-05-09 14:16:52
  Wear the one which says "DESTROY AMERICA". by LionsPhil2005-05-09 13:17:04
  They let me through without a hitch... by Bellator2005-05-09 13:53:05
  Just don't wear this one... by Ecthelion2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Oh I just love that one!!! by Bellator2005-05-09 14:46:27
      <Deleted><Deleted>2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Moderated for non-FYOS safe link (n/t) by Nea2005-05-09 17:10:40
    Mods... that's far too funny to be FYOSS. (n/t) by Didactylos2005-05-09 14:57:09
      Wow, I'm surprised they DIDN'T Mod me... (n/t) by Ecthelion2005-05-09 16:51:13
        I'm hoping that... by Nea2005-05-09 17:12:33
  wear a "survival" utilikilt by unjust2005-05-09 15:18:53
    that is an awsome idea ;-) (n/t) by classic_jon2005-05-09 15:21:57
  They are much more friendly if you have your by classic_jon2005-05-09 15:20:38

 

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