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Inbox: Comparative Religion by DesertRat662005-05-09 06:47:47
  Green jelly as in mint jelly? by Esteis2005-05-09 06:54:33
    Mormons don't have anything against Baptists in ge by SciSSorS 2005-05-09 08:16:34
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As in (old one, probably already heard some version)

Client: "Do you have guns?"
Weapons salesman: "No" (but the hardened-glass counter is full of them)
Client: "Do you have knives?"
Weapons salesman: "No" (but the hardened-glass counter is full of them)
Client: "Do you have hand grenades?"
Weapons salesman: "No" (but the hardened-glass counter is full of them)
Client: "Do you have something agains (fill-in)?"
Weapons salesman: "Yes, of course: have a look, there's guns, knives, hndgrenades ..."

IF they had something "against" Baptists, most of the mormons wouldn't use it either. I know, they go evangelizing, we encounter them too, trying to "convert" people. But they ARE quite peacefull, so I don't see them swining guns or knives "against" the other religions' followers.
As for the baptists: if they are "easy to convert", well the mormons "have something against them that works". By "converting" the other into your own religion, you make the other religion disappear.
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      Nice joke — new to me! (n/t) by Esteis2005-05-09 08:20:41

 

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