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Inbox: Comparative Religion	by DesertRat66	2005-05-09 06:47:47
A kindergarten teacher gave her class a show and tell assignment. Each student was instructed to bring an object to share with the class that represented their religion. The first student got up in front of the class and said, "My name is Benjamin. I am Jewish and this is a Star of David." The second student got up in front of the class and said, "My name is Mary. I'm a Catholic and this is a Rosary." The third student got up in front of the class and said, "My name is Tommy. I am Baptist and this is a casserole." The fourth student got up and said, "My name is John. I am a Mormon and this is my green Jell-O."
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I don't get it.	by airborneric	2005-05-09 06:51:42
Neither do I. (n/t)	by Tomo	2005-05-09 06:54:43
Me neither... :-\| (n/t)	by sylvan	2005-05-09 06:56:48
I think it's a good thing that we don't get it.	by voxwoman	2005-05-09 06:58:08
It's seemed to me...	by esbita	2005-05-09 07:02:12
Whenever Mormon's meet, there will always be Green	by plblark	2005-05-09 06:56:56
Ohhhh.	by airborneric	2005-05-09 07:00:23
Lime? (n/t)	by Didactylos	2005-05-09 07:04:09
I am Rod Hull!	by wheresthefish	2005-05-09 07:09:27
Cheesey Peas!	by syren	2005-05-09 07:15:33
sigh	by syren	2005-05-09 07:25:24
Try new Strawberry Squeezy Cheesy Peas! (n/t)	by PAnts	2005-05-09 10:20:05
Jello is an art form...	by niwikki	2005-05-09 10:34:52
Green jelly as in mint jelly?	by Esteis	2005-05-09 06:54:33
Mormons don't have anything against Baptists in ge	by SciSSorS	2005-05-09 08:16:34
Nice joke — new to me! (n/t)	by Esteis	2005-05-09 08:20:41
My name is Sue. I am a Pagan and this is my planet	by hieraco	2005-05-09 07:50:29
:) (n/t)	by imwacc0	2005-05-09 07:53:27
That just reminded me of the song called "A Boy	by techi870	2005-05-09 08:32:18
"My name is Sue! How do you do? I'm going to kill	by carthax	2005-05-09 08:36:29
How old-fashioned. Why KILL? She'd better SUE, no? (n/t)	by SciSSorS	2005-05-09 09:20:17

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