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Need a CRT Discharge Tool by RoyIreson2005-05-09 02:55:40
  i did not know that such a thing exist! by ideur2005-05-09 03:07:23
    well they have them all over for MACs by RoyIreson2005-05-09 03:40:22
      OK, .... by ideur2005-05-09 04:00:10
        It "contains" a high vacuum :-) (-: by SciSSorS 2005-05-09 05:24:39
i must praise your choice of words here. And what's more: the wording is correct.
Without the tube working as a "container", the whole vaccuum would cease to exist, so it really "contains" "a vacuum". It sounsd silly: serving as a container to hold "absolutely or almost NOTHING AT ALL"
Reminds me of old april-1st joke, praising the sales of (tiny like 5ml) bottles "of liquidified vacuum".
Liquid helium in a bottle is awsome, but liquid vacuum would be ... Harry Potter. Ever thought what happns, when you "spill" a drop of condensed vacuum? It would instantle expand, "filling" the room as vacuum restist pressure from other substances. So it instantly empties the room, taking away: the teacher, the blackboard, your lunch box (don't spill the stuff before you ate your lunch) and ... unfortunately: you too.
And, if it doesn't suck YOU up, it does suck up the air that before filled the classroom. But with a vacuumon the inside, you cannot open the classroom door any more (unless it opens inwards, then it will FLY open)

One of them smielys is for down-under, choose freely which one.
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