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Question of the Day! by kickstart 2006-11-19 12:26:49
If you had a computer with infinite processing speed (and the software to run it), what would you do with it?

Submitted by Michiel

Kickstart

Send your QOTDs to qotdsubmit at this domain , and you said, "Let there be power!", and there was power.

[ Reply ]
  Anything I want. (n/t) by kelli2172005-05-09 00:00:54
  Play solitaire :( (n/t) by Nath32005-05-09 00:01:45
  Two words: "Hello world" (n/t) by Kickstart2005-05-09 00:02:20
  Watch DVD's, TV and surf the net. by Spisefisken2005-05-09 00:03:14
  Pull its plug. by Khaar2005-05-09 00:03:46
  Find out what the by salix2005-05-09 00:04:07
    6 X 9 (n/t) by tallastro2005-05-09 08:10:46
      Sure, that's *a* question for the answer of 42 by BaruMonkey2005-05-09 08:24:27
        Only if 42 by tigermouse2005-05-09 09:36:49
          Or you're calculating in base 13. (n/t) by McNutcase2005-05-09 10:16:56
  I would try to find the question to by ideur2005-05-09 00:04:09
    Same thought, at the same time by salix2005-05-09 00:06:52
  The same thing we do every night... by Nea2005-05-09 00:05:30
  Donate it to medical research simulations (n/t) by oot2005-05-09 00:05:30
    Because of your selfless act, by Michiel2005-05-09 05:57:07
  Make Money. (n/t) by themadkansan2005-05-09 00:05:38
    ditto! by tom-2005-05-09 01:10:45
  Not sure what I would do... by Master_Rahl222005-05-09 00:07:12
    Sure you could! by Celti2005-05-09 00:21:04
  I was thinking of algorithms. by Michiel2005-05-09 00:13:12
    Evolutionary algorithms even. by Michiel2005-05-09 01:16:48
  I tell you, by RoyIreson2005-05-09 00:15:27
  get MS to create OS that consumes infinite by shminux2005-05-09 00:15:34
    howd you know the code name by RoyIreson2005-05-09 00:33:47
  Solve various unsolved math problems... by raptor_872005-05-09 01:20:28
    NP-completeness! Woohoo! (n/t) by rorajoey2005-05-09 16:51:20
  Make it complete the infinite loop in 3 minutes. by moddermonster2005-05-09 01:30:54
    O yeah! MY infinite comp can do it in 3 seconds (n/t) by rhinobird2005-05-09 02:38:18
  Storage? by Myen2005-05-09 01:54:55
  Play with Ackermann's function (n/t) by Carciofus2005-05-09 01:57:48
  Do research to create an even faster processor (n/t) by naqoyqatsi2005-05-09 02:02:41
  Render public-key encription useless. by wheresthefish2005-05-09 02:13:57
  Run a simulation of the whole universe at like 10x by rhinobird2005-05-09 02:36:29
    Does the computer also have infiniete sensory by hej2005-05-09 04:26:59
      Never mind that... by mcnutcase2005-05-09 05:20:33
        Opinion is devided on the subject. by Michiel2005-05-09 05:45:42
          God has nothing to do with it. by mcnutcase2005-05-09 06:07:28
            It's a quote. by Michiel2005-05-09 06:34:43
              Why not? by mcnutcase2005-05-09 06:39:04
                What does fear have to do with it? by Michiel2005-05-09 09:20:04
                  Failure of nerve. by McNutcase2005-05-09 09:31:04
                    That's true, for the moment. by Michiel2005-05-09 09:45:50
                      Then why do you deny it? by McNutcase2005-05-09 10:01:10
                        No, I don't understand quantum mechanics. by Michiel2005-05-09 10:11:46
                          Look into it sometime. by McNutcase2005-05-09 10:14:52
                            Only our perception by coder132005-05-09 17:50:27
                              No. Perception does not matter. by McNutcase2005-05-09 22:57:07
        Never mind *that*... by LionsPhil2005-05-09 14:48:16
  Realtime 3d animation... by RoboticGolem2005-05-09 03:58:02
    That would be really awesome. by aix tom2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Use it to dseign the computer that comes after by hieraco2005-05-09 06:59:24
  Use it to randomly pull the strings of reality... by moongoddess2005-05-09 07:52:24
  Calculate infinity by tallastro2005-05-09 08:12:12
  Use it to find out the... by Tomo2005-05-09 08:30:01
  Use it to figure out how to get more bandwidth by Chuk2005-05-09 09:34:57
  There must be a way to pick up chicks with it... (n/t) by TheGM2005-05-09 09:45:37
  Program a really bitchin' game of pong (n/t) by SnappingTurtle2005-05-09 09:55:47
  My senior design project. by jmaxsohmer2005-05-09 10:05:09
  I'd make a universal translator by notdeadyet2005-05-09 10:37:22
    But what would you translate this universe into? ( (n/t) by andyz2005-05-09 11:52:31
      Something understandable? by vetitice2005-05-09 13:42:49
        But if it worked, the whole universe would go by rorajoey2005-05-09 16:50:10
  Does it also have infinite storage, though? (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-05-09 14:52:18
    If it did, what would be your answer? (n/t) by Michiel2005-05-09 15:00:40
      Write an ARS search engine, with regex support. by LionsPhil2005-05-09 15:05:53
  Heh, very evil thought here. by daemon_poet2005-05-09 23:54:09

 

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