"Local executives are seen on the corner with cardboard signs reading, "will oppress the masses for food", a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, the nation's first space rocket -- sponsored by Pepsi and shaped like an enormous soda bottle -- is being developed, and Rupert Bear is considered to be the most risqué TV program in Insantaria. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Insantaria's national animal is the peenut butter cup, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the crown jewels."
Me on the other hand is in full control. |