Drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks, and the government is attempting to impose a new national language on the public. Crime is totally unknown. Storah's national animal is the stort-bird, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the stor.
I especially like the combination of the line about the police, and the line about crime. |