"Pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people", and the nation's drinking water tends to glow green at night. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. GodRudy's national animal is the reindeer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the santa."
I like the "glow in the dark" part :-) |
