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Never a flimmin' straight answer...	by McNutcase	2005-05-07 09:36:20
Wether or not you take your cell phone on the	by hieraco	2005-05-07 09:50:51
plane will vary with the carrier (airline company) and more specifically over which states you will be flying over. The specifics of the states in which the aircraft may (or may not) land are minor factors which should be taken into account. If you are flying over a state which voted predominantly republican in three of the last four elections, AND has the death penalty then the cell phone must be stored in the checked luggage with the battery removed. If you are flying over a state without the death penalty, but which still has the 3/4 republican vote then you may leave the battery in the cell phone. If the states you are flying over are republican voting in 3:4 of the elections and do not have the death penalty then you must carry it in your carry-on luggage but are prohibited from turning it on during flight. If you are flying over a state which is both democratic, and has the death penalty, you must check your cell phone along with any arms that you happen to be carrying at the time. I hope that this clarifies the cell phone regulations while traveling.
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Or just avoid the USA like the plague.... (n/t)	by Didactylos	2005-05-07 10:44:14

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