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I hate rumors... by murdurouspsycho 2005-05-05 17:42:19
A few weeks ago some half-wit fool started a false rumor about how I did drugs. I told my father about it and dismissed it as just another peice of the slander that's heaped on me daily. Now everyone is saying things like 'Going to smoke some weed?' or 'Can I have some crack?'. I told my parents about this developement and they suggested we go to the hospital and have a drug test. I'm planning on going in the morning and I don't do drugs so I know I have nothing to worry about but I'm still nervous. Who knew so much could be caused by a damn rumor? At least I might miss some school because of the drug test :-/ Oh well.
[ Reply ]
  Why the fsck are you getting a drug test? (n/t) by jiteo2005-05-05 17:46:33
    My parents said that would be the only way for me by murdurouspsycho2005-05-05 17:50:04
      Does anything actually depend on by jiteo2005-05-05 17:55:06
        It's a small town, and the only thing faster than by murdurouspsycho2005-05-05 17:56:46
          So they're just looking for an excuse to arrest by jiteo2005-05-05 17:58:34
            Boothbay maine. And I'm paranoid anyway. by murdurouspsycho2005-05-05 18:03:27
              You're in the US, not Soviet Russia. by jiteo2005-05-05 18:05:45
                Well no, but I'd rather get the test over with. by murdurouspsycho2005-05-05 18:09:31
                  You're presumed innocent until proven guilty. by jiteo2005-05-05 18:10:57
                    and if enough of them say they saw drugs inmy back by murdurouspsycho2005-05-05 18:12:13
                      Uh-uh. by jiteo2005-05-05 18:14:21
                      Unless you have a cop put cuffs on you, by JPaganel2005-05-05 18:15:00
                      No self respecting officer OF THE LAW by abaron2005-05-05 19:41:14
                  It will be used as evidence of your guilt. by JPaganel2005-05-05 18:11:23
                    game, set, match. (n/t) by cybergeek2005-05-05 19:31:01
                They might as well be... by esbita2005-05-05 20:17:34
                Yes, the land of the patriot act. (n/t) by geekgrrl_ca2005-05-10 08:16:46
  Drug test? Because of a rumour? by JPaganel2005-05-05 17:49:33
    Everyone is saying I do drugs and if the police by murdurouspsycho2005-05-05 17:51:49
      Clam down man. by jiteo2005-05-05 17:56:57
        Except that several people are already claiming by murdurouspsycho2005-05-05 17:59:53
          They can claim anything they want. by JPaganel2005-05-05 18:03:36
          There are legal remedies for this by run.dll2005-05-05 18:06:54
            O.K. thanks for the advice. (n/t) by murdurouspsycho2005-05-05 18:07:48
      "Everyone is saying" is not probable cause by JPaganel2005-05-05 18:00:50
        What do you think I've been doing the last 3-4 by murdurouspsycho2005-05-05 18:06:16
          The principle won't be able to do by jiteo2005-05-05 18:09:30
          They are mistaken. by JPaganel2005-05-05 18:09:38
            Ooooh. That's an idea. Explain to them by murdurouspsycho2005-05-05 18:11:17
              It may be a criminal offence as well. by JPaganel2005-05-05 18:12:49
      Could be worse by DesertRat662005-05-05 18:15:47
  Study hard. ;-p by tnglives2005-05-05 17:52:52
    I won't eat any poppy seed bagels then. by murdurouspsycho2005-05-05 17:54:47
  Don't get the test, unless by merlin2005-05-05 17:58:52
    We had the same thing happen w/ my daughter.. by babywhizIT2005-05-05 18:11:40
      Way to turn the table! Nice job by lab rat2005-05-05 19:32:43
        thx, Easier to do when they are good! =) (n/t) by kiwifruit2005-05-05 20:35:57
    may be too late to do that. If it comes out by shminux2005-05-05 18:30:29

 

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