Some random clicky on the BBC site has a Vogon poetry generator, and here is my modest example.
See, see the caring sky
Marvel at its big salmon depths.
Tell me, Andy do you
Wonder why the badger ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel surly.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your frabjous facial growth
That looks like
Mustard.
What's more, it knows
Your cumquat potting shed
Smells of booger.
Everything under the big caring sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm rotten eggs. |
