I'm sorry but... [by sylvan]
The animals might very well have "huuuuuuuge, raaaaaazoor shaaaaarp teeeeeth" and "the deeeeeeaaadliest veeeeenom on EEEAAARTH". Most of the animals on his show are predators, and might hence be considered cold-blooded, heartless killers. But to me, what mr Irwin is doing is scaring these animals s***less, provoking them to defend themselves in the only way they know. And for what? For our entertainment? I can't laugh at that.
To me this guy is nothing but the clown he is working so hard to portray himself as.
So therefore: Hi, I'm Sylvan, I'll be your LART-applicator for the evening. Please, step over here for a minute. Right on that mark, there you go, thank you. Now don't move, I'll be right back with your order. |
