This means two things. One, the Devil speaks 1337, which should come as no surprise to anyone (well, who else would invent something so annoying?). And two, the ultimate word of evil is BIB. Or GIG.
If it's BIB, maybe it means babies are evil. Or people who wear those silly lobster bibs in restaurants are evil. Or people who feed lobster to babies are evil. (It goes without saying that lobster babies are evil, or at least it would have if I hadn't said it.)
On the other hand, the word may be GIG. This would mean musicians are evil. Or frog giggers are evil. Maybe it's shorthand for giggling, which is evil. In any case, one thing is certain:
Beware of giggling baby musicians who eat lobster right before going frog gigging. They're almost certain to be the children of Satan, and that means they'll be speaking in 1337. And that's just plain evil. Not to mention damned irritating. |
