No seriously. I used to be the guy who had every cable imaginable in his laptop bag that you called when you had a room full of engineers scratching their heads because they were stumped.

Now I write proposals, audit other engineers work, send a lot of email about billing....blah.

The only switches I've played with or cables I've made since August have been in my own house. I show up now and say "How can I help?" And I get the evil eye.

But the pay is good. :)