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Know what really makes me mad? by hadji 2005-05-04 15:30:47
They clean me with a Brillo Pad.
A car wash wouldn't be so bad.

Life. Don't talk to me about life.

I'm so depressed, I could expectorate.
My moving parts are in a solid state.
I want to rust in peace, switch off and lie
In that great junkyard in the sky.

Solitary, solinoid
Terminary, paranoid
Marvin.

Nothing left to be enjoyed
Every diode Rheumatoid
Marvin.

Outer alloy, inner void
Marvin.

Happiness has been destroyed.
[ Reply ]
  Communists? (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-05-04 15:32:33
  ooh, poetic! (n/t) by Dracarys2005-05-04 15:40:17
    Full lyrics by hadji2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Marvin I love you (n/t) by replicant3542005-05-04 17:41:17

 

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