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Borrowed from another site:	by techi870	2005-05-04 09:05:41
Here are a few more.	by techi870	2005-05-04 12:23:15
- Never slap a man who's chewin' tobacco. - Never miss a good chance to shut up. - Never ask a man the size of his spread. - Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut. - Never drop your gun to hug a grizzly. - If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there. - There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works. - Don't squat with your spurs on. - Don't worry about bitin' off more than you can chew. Your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger'n you think. - When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don't be surprised if they learn their lesson. - When you're throwin' your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around by somebody else. - Always take a good look at what you're about to eat. It's not so important to know what it is, but it's critical to know what it was. - The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket
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