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Hilarious! by Illiad 2006-11-19 12:55:59
If a little suggestive. But FYOSS. My wife forwarded this to me (which should reveal our mutual sense of humour).

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So fellas, your wife decides to go out with her girlfriends for a night of drinkin', dancin' and minglin'. You're okay with it because you know you get to watch Sportscenter all night. You hear her stumble into bed around 4 am. You wake up next morning to get the paper, you go outside and see the family Volvo, which your wife had used the evening before.

You're happy to see it still in one piece but...wait a minute, something's not right...then you realize...What the hell?

[ Reply ]
  Nothing says "WASH ME!!!" like... by Adiplomat2005-05-04 00:18:45
  Is she sharing a joke or is she... by RetiQlum22005-05-04 00:21:14
    First, check if she is driving a Volvo! by ideur2005-05-04 00:43:32
  It's OK. She still had her trousers on. by mcnutcase2005-05-04 00:33:03
    Are you sure that isn't a garter belt? (n/t) by RetiQlum22005-05-04 00:35:51
      I'd guess skirt (n/t) by plblark2005-05-04 06:06:34
        Makes sense. *-* (n/t) by Esteis2005-05-04 07:16:06
  She's asking you to by SciSSorS2005-05-04 02:58:02
    s/nit/nute/ ... oopsie (n/t) by SciSSorS2005-05-04 02:58:33
  Count th efingers on teh hands by hieraco2005-05-04 05:10:31
    It's not like you would keep them stationary... by Esteis2005-05-04 06:01:06
    I am Indigo Montoya, You killed my father, Prepare by plblark2005-05-04 06:07:42
      I am Inigo Kenobi, you killed my father, by Havoc2005-05-04 06:29:03
        I'd guess he's Inigo Kenobi but you never know (n/ (n/t) by plblark2005-05-04 07:13:55
      HALO. My PID is Inigo Montoya. by merlin2005-05-04 08:55:39
        erm, s/HALO/HELO/ *oops* (n/t) by merlin2005-05-04 08:56:16
  *snicker* (n/t) by Scragman2005-05-04 05:24:21

 

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