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It has to be a conspiracy! (n/t) by hadji2005-05-03 21:24:46
  fn0rd - there is no conspiracy citizen. by RetiQlum22005-05-03 21:34:06
    I don't wear tinfoil hats. by hadji2005-05-03 21:36:44
      Is that a helicopter I hear? by RetiQlum22005-05-03 21:42:01
        The black helicopters are red herrings. by hadji 2005-05-03 22:01:42
That's where they want you to look. What good is a conspiracy if everyone knows what to look for? No, the black helicopters are to draw the attention from the wannabe conspiracy theorists. Give them something to point to so they don't see the real target.

How often do you see black helicopters anyway? How can they do their job if they're never around. But what helicopters do you see, hmm? So-called news helicopters, traffic helicopters. Those are everywhwere!

But tell me this . . . what news are the news helicopters gathering? Is there anything on TV that's really worth knowing that you don't already know? I don't see much. Not much substance there at all. So if we have all these news helicopters around, why isn't there more news? Maybe because they're really up there for a different reason! And they're a lot more inconspicuous than the so-called black helicopters for the very reason that they are so conspicuous. Nobody pays any attention to things that they think they're supposed to notice!

And traffic helicopters . . . when you're stuck in a traffic jam, why do you need a report from a traffic helicopter to tell you that you're stuck in a traffic jam?

Are you starting to see my point here? And another thing . . . what is it with all of those;a7 02;la ouw4e9n-qb4 Q@#%!)%*QWEQBNW*Tng0ua09nb75\m
[ Reply ]
          nah, it's not the black ones you have to watch for by Freakazoid2005-05-03 22:05:56
          Want some fun reading? by RetiQlum22006-11-19 12:55:59
            I suppose, though, it's better than believing that by hadji2005-05-03 22:18:47

 

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