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McNutcase: Meanwhile, in the Statue of Liberty, by LionsPhil 2005-03-22 11:08:26
JC Denton gets confused after breathing in poisonous fumes and believes that he's in System Shock, with the General Resurrection Machinery working. In this 'enlightened' state, he devises a strategy to eliminate the two NSF troops on the floor just below the commander: in the absence of LAMs, the wicked must be smited by their own heresy! At the base of the stairs up to these fine gentlemen, he repositions the oil barrel that was next to the NSF and Thug (who mysteriously chose to run downstairs and partake of deep breaths of poisonous fumes). He then collects four crates of lovingly transported Boom from around the level, and sits them around the barrel such that they can be used to climb over it, yet block the path of the foolish.

Now it is time to deliver ultimate justice! A quick dash upstairs and a gentle tap with a crowbar encourages persuit; once down to the Boom sculpture, JC clambers over it and dances.

The NSF are armed with pistols, which they fire at JC. Can you guess what happens next? (Hint: the Statue later needed extensive cleaning.)
[ Reply ]
  That's awesome. by wtfunkymonkey2005-03-22 11:12:35
  Sgt. Kaplan: "Hmmm. Good thing the cheap bastidge by McNutcase2005-03-22 11:20:00
    Rather disappointingly, by LionsPhil2005-03-22 11:25:48

 

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