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I'm scared - though I probably have no reason... by Sweethart 2005-03-22 10:49:39
Holy cow what a morning. I got a call yesterday from a woman who goes to Church with me asking if I could give her a ride to go pick up somethings. So this morning at 9:30 AM I went and got her, she knew I had to be home by 11 to get BJ off the bus. Well, I am running her all around town when she starts telling me that she was abducted by the US Government and that she had a tracking device implanted in her chest à la "The Manchurian Candidate" and that whenever she tried to prove it, her x-rays were mysteriously taken, etc. She also talked about being abducted by aliens and other things, like that.

In other words - this woman was FREAKING CRAZY. I almost always go with my gut instincts on things like this and so I stopped at the Relief Society President's house (the woman in charge of all the women in the ward) and told her what was going on and how uncomfortable I felt. Well, apparently, I'm not the only one. The gut instinct I was getting was that this woman was crazy like that woman who cut the baby out of that pregnant woman's stomach. Dangerous crazy. So, Sunday I'm going with Sister Ranisate and talking to our Bishop cuz, I'm not the only one who feels this way.

I have the deadbolts turned on my house, I'm being so careful. She now knows where I live and I don't know just how nuts this woman is.

Rachel
[ Reply ]
  I would keep it locked by Reddy2005-03-22 10:59:10
    Can one check if she is known to police? (n/t) by shminux2005-03-22 11:02:34
      One possibly can, but by MatthewDBA2005-03-22 11:07:14
  Caution is OK - fear is probably not needed by tompaine2005-03-22 10:59:34
  {{{Sweethart}}} (n/t) by dodrian2005-03-22 10:59:41
  Do be careful... (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2005-03-22 11:06:36
  no, she' sparanoid, and probably delusional. by unjust2005-03-22 11:09:08
  Just reply to all her `claims' with; by hieraco2005-03-22 11:12:27
  Just because you are paranoid by DesertRat662005-03-22 11:22:36

 

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