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From the spambox, by jiteo2005-03-16 07:29:47
  Excerpts by carthax 2006-11-19 12:55:59
I had to go googling because that was so funny. :-)

All of this was found here.

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Table of Contents:
Preface
Hercolubus or Red Planet
Nuclear Tests and the Ocean
Extraterrestrials
Death
Astral Unfolding
Concluding Remarks
Dear Reader
Table of Contents

Introduction
”I have written this book with great sacrifice, lying in bed unable to sit up or stand. But seeing the need to warn Humanity of the coming cataclysm, I made a great effort.

I dedicate this message to Humanity, as a last resort, because there is nothing else to do.”.


Hercolubus or Red Planet
"We are going to talk about Hercolubus, or Red Planet, which is approaching Earth. According to some accounts, scientists have even weighed it, and they say it weighs so many tons and has a certain diameter as if it were a child’s toy. But this is not the case. Hercolubus, or Red Planet, is five or six times larger than Jupiter; a huge giant that nothing can stop or divert."

" The moment of tragedy and darkness will come: tremors, earthquakes and tidal waves. Human beings will become mentally unbalanced, because they will not be able to eat or sleep. …”


Nuclear Tests and the Ocean
" Let’s consider another fatally destructive danger that no one will be able to stop: nuclear tests in the ocean.”

“Nuclear energy contaminated the whole ocean and the animals living there. The sea inhales and exhales because it is a living body. When exhaling, it contaminates the oxygen that we breathe and all the vegetation. Changes in the human organism will occur and monstrous children will be born caused by this over-all contamination, alarming the whole world.”
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    I know a few by MatthewDBA2005-03-16 07:54:35

 

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