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Sometime I hate being a guy... | by imrambi | 2005-03-15 12:41:21 |
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by wtfunkymonkey |
2005-03-15 12:51:26 |
The worst she can say is no.
Well, then she can tell all her friends and laugh at you behind your back. Effectively turning you into a social pariah, never being allowed within a several yards of another female without hearing the cackling and ridicule pointed in your direct. Forcing you into the lonely destiny of being eighty years old and alone in a one bedroom apartment eating microwaved dinners and once a week going out to play bingo at the church. You tried sitting next to a rather attractive lady that still had a few of her teeth but once you sat down she leaned over to her friend and whispered something. Whispered something and looked back at you. They both start laughing and whispering. Finally you can't stand it. You don't need women. You have all you need. Just you and your bird Polly. Polly died last week, and you haven't noticed. Either that or you noticed and you just can't get rid of him, because you don't want to be alone. Oh, so alone.
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That's just cruel *thwap* :) (n/t) | by merlin | 2005-03-15 12:54:29 |
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lol | by imrambi | 2005-03-15 12:54:49 |
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And a couple of years later... | by bara | 2005-03-15 13:28:47 |
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I sure hope not | by imrambi | 2005-03-15 14:40:53 |
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sicko :) | by esbita | 2005-03-15 13:00:08 |
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But do girls really do that? | by Esteis | 2005-03-15 13:03:16 |
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Ask MikeCDN - he has a girl dropping MAD hints | by Havoc | 2005-03-15 13:08:49 |
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huh what now? | by MikeCDN | 2005-03-15 13:21:13 |
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Oh yea? What thread would that be? (n/t) | by wtfunkymonkey | 2005-03-15 13:31:58 |
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huh? I'm confused (n/t) | by MikeCDN | 2005-03-15 13:35:04 |
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"better check this thread" | by wtfunkymonkey | 2005-03-15 14:36:01 |
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Which one is dropping 'MAD' hints | by MikeCDN | 2005-03-15 13:34:38 |
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Yes. They do. | by wtfunkymonkey | 2005-03-15 13:13:42 |
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FTR... | by esbita | 2005-03-15 13:26:47 |
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Yes, we do... | by esbita | 2005-03-15 13:24:02 |
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It'd be nice if you could just throw the brick | by jmaxsohmer | 2005-03-15 13:35:04 |
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Saves headaches? | by esbita | 2005-03-15 13:55:57 |
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Yes, but that way | by ToLazyToThink | 2005-03-15 14:18:44 |
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See, that's my problem | by wtfunkymonkey | 2005-03-15 13:16:38 |
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She could have asked you out from the start | by farfalla | 2005-03-15 13:30:26 |
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Poll: Do guys like being asked out by women? | by swingfroggy | 2005-03-15 17:59:43 |
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Heck yeah! | by BrainBug | 2005-03-15 19:20:50 |
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That's know as being petty and manipulative | by LionsPhil | 2005-03-15 13:59:00 |
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Actually, it was greatly appreciated. | by wtfunkymonkey | 2005-03-15 14:34:47 |
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Recent CtrlAltDel comic, Lucas gets a date. | by kelli217 | 2005-03-15 14:02:47 |
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As long as you don't follow up by | by thecatman | 2005-03-15 14:51:16 |
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“Can we still be friends?” ! !!! | by imwacc0 | 2005-03-15 18:15:58 |
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Guys will say that, too. | by esbita | 2005-03-15 19:54:30 |
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brings back painful memories. sorta | by nebuchanezzar | 2005-03-15 14:45:19 |
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sorry to hear that | by imrambi | 2005-03-15 14:52:02 |
